Well the brake shouldn't make that much of a difference because I haven't been updating lately (blame my school's honors club) but hopefully that will change when I come back from vacation.
Anyway because I know I'll be bored on vacation (my family never really does anything) I decided to go back and do some more "creative" writing. Why did I put quotes around creative? Well that's because I'm basing my writing off of the bible (with the Apocrypha) so it will still be creative just not as creative as doing something from scratch. I might or might not show it on my blog because it could offend some people and I'm not the person who likes offending people. However I do expect it to take a while since the bible is so freaking long. But yeah, I'm finally doing something I wanted to do, make a satire/parody of the bible (and read the whole bible too). I've been working on the Genesis part right now (I renamed it origins... not that creative but I couldn't think of a better name that has basically the same meaning and is just one word). It's not the best satire/parody so far but it's getting there (I can't wait to go crazy in the Leviticus part lol). The title of this work is most likely going to be the King Polydectes Holy Moly Bible.
This is not what the satire in the title is referring too, however. It is referring to a question I saw on yahoo answers about someone who needed help writing a satire of peer pressure. Well I made my own satire but I'm not sure how good it is. Anyway here you go I hope you like it.
Peer Pressure: The New Best Thing
Peer Pressure, evil, horrible, bad. Those are just a few of the insensitive names we call fitting in. Everybody says that peer pressure is bad but that's because they don't see the upside to it. So what exactly is peer pressure? Well peer pressure is influence from members of one's peer group. This means that peer pressure is influenced by people around one person, let's call him Little Timmy. So how bad is peer pressure? It's not that bad! Think about all kids in a peer group studying, this is great! There is influence by members studying which is influencing Little Timmy to study. Also what about the people in a group getting cars? This is good because it will make Little Timmy get a car and be able to go to school instead of just sitting at home and skipping school. Also what's the thing about people saying Peer Pressure causes people to try and get addicted to drugs? If everybody is trying drugs then Little Timmy will probably try them too, I'm no denying that, BUT more than likely Little Timmy is going to puke his guts out and get sick after trying these drugs THIS IS A GOOD THING! Now Little Timmy knows what it is like to try drugs and he will never do them again.
Let's not forget about what peer pressure greatly influences: VOTING. You heard me right Peer Pressure is great because it makes people vote for canidates instead of just sitting in their house reading a newspaper. That is, when Little Timmy goes to work his coworkers will say "Who did you vote for? I voted for Billy the Kid." And when Little Timmy says "No I haven't voted for it yet." His coworker would say " Well you have to vote, you should really vote for Billy the Kid he is great." Later that day Little Timmy will vote! Now will he vote for the person he wanted to vote for? YES he would because he never planned on voting but when his coworkers told him everything about Billy the Kid he changed his mind and went to vote for Billy the Kid.
Peer Pressure is also a great influence on the economy! Just think about all the kids crying about how all their friends have a certain toy and they do not. This might change their parents mind and they will buy the toy, thus helping out the people who put effort in the toy from the money they used to buy the toy.
Also, before I forget I've been reading up on lucid dreams (knowing you are dreaming in your dreams, which you can manipulate for better dreams), and one of the things that seems to be important is to keep a dream journal. Well I guess my blog will be my dream journal since I need an excuse to go back and try to write a blog every day or two. So here's the latest dream I had it may seem kind of weird but it was definitely influenced by the things I saw before I went to sleep.
1. Started off that my family and I were at my grandma’s house and (it was half the size it should be) it was like we were in the woods and we had picnic stuff. My brother was late to dinner (or lunch) as usual and knocked off the fries that were on a picnic table. There were blankets (the ones used to cover the floors when painting) on the ground too. Later I met a friend (a girl). With this friend I went to a University to check it out. The friend went to the left hallway and I decided to go to the hallway to the front of me. Ended up meeting an asshole who I ended up flipping off but I overheard his friend telling him that I flipped him off so I quickly walked to the ground/basement level and found the computer club. I sat down at the last level of computers (there were only 3 rows, two horizontal and 1 vertical like a square). A hot girl dressed in cyber clothing asked me why I was there and I moved next to her and we started talking, one of the conversations was about her having a Lamborghini and having a touch screen lock pad on it. And that she was glad she didn’t have to take a taxi anymore. Also when she showed a trait or did something I didn’t like she became uglier.
Well there you go, my bizarre dream that's not too crazy but not too sane either lol.
Oh and I got a new follower Lamonte. Hopefully you’ll enjoy the blogs to come.
That’s about it, until a couple weeks for now enjoy your lives :D
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